The Vice Chair

Haley Weiss '18

Quadramics' own pint-sized Philadelphian, Haley Weiss, works double duty on board, holding down the positions of Vice Chair and High Chancellor of Petty. When she's not moonlighting as America's favorite pop star, Qannah Qontana, she dedicates her time to educating Justin Lee, who somehow made it 18 years in this crazy world without knowing who Barbra Streisand is. Although she counts killing a grizzly with her bare hands among her greatest accomplishments, her biggest adversary to date has been her alter ego/nemesis, the drunk snack fairy. An otherwise docile creature, Haley is often found stealing saltines from Wawa or fame and prestige from her peers.